Rabbis Are Insane

Among other things, the current genocide in Gaza exposed just how insane rabbis are.

They are fucking nuts.

Their brains are toast. They bawl like wild beasts. They are obnoxious. They smell. They constantly spit on people and things. They worship weird Jewish demons of old. They all look like stereotypical caricatures.

Rabbis in Israel, rabbis in England, rabbis in Texas, rabbis in Bolivia, rabbis in Kamchatka, rabbis in the jungles of Congo, rabbis lost at sea – all over the world! – they are insane.

I didn’t know this.

I naturally assumed that they were good, sane people – and some of them are, I won’t deny it – but many of them are not. War and social media revealed their true colors.

I could easily name over 300 rabbis to make my case but I won’t. There are too many swastikas on their synagogues already. Plus, they can be criminally vengeful, these rabbis. I don’t want to get in trouble.

My buddy Mișu used to warn me about them all the time. He said they are evil; said they want to rule the world; said they chop baby foreskins with their crooked teeth and suck the blood.

I didn’t believe him. I thought that he was just another raving anti-Semite like the rest of the gang and now we greet each other with the Nazi salute.

So I guess I’m a Nazi.


Not really.

I’m just saying, without a shred of evidence, that a lot of rabbis are insane.


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