She-Hulk: Attorney At Law is the worst show I’ve seen in a long time. It’s fucking atrocious – a catastrophe of epic proportions, something that can make you shoot up a school just because kids have Disney lunchboxes. I hope everyone involved in this abomination dies after a long and excruciating battle with AIDS. If there’s a God out there, He will certainly make it happen. That’s how bad this show is.
Some broad who you never heard of before named Tatiana Maslany plays She-Hulk, Hulk’s cousin, a badass green freak who fights Nazis and crime and is better than Hulk in every way, the most brazen Mary Sue ever conceived.
When she’s not a green freak, she’s a beautiful young attorney who’s more intelligent and more successful than her male counterparts. Those guys suck, she’s the real deal.
Strong, empowering woman by day; invincible superhero by night.
After watching her performance, I have a word of advice for Tatiana: do something else bitch, because your acting stinks.
The rest of the performances are mediocre at best. The villain is underwhelming and fat.
The story, if you can call it that, is incomprehensible – full of plot holes and references to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. If you’re not familiar with the MCU, good luck.
The CGI is made by a 12-year-old Mexican in Blender.
The dialogue rivals Samurai Cop. Don’t watch Samurai Cop. You’ve been warned.
I’ve been told She-Hulk: Attorney At Law is a comedy but I haven’t laughed once. I haven’t laughed once during Marvel movies, and I’ve seen most of them.
Mark Ruffalo is a big part of this show, evidently, so you get to see his dumb face many times. When he’s not overacting, he’s boring. When he’s Hulk, you’ll start hating Mexicans and Blender.
And the politics… My God, the politics!
This is a political show first and foremost. They shove so much woke horseshit down your throat that unless you’re retarded, you’re bound to throw something at the screen.
The ideological framework peaks in the final act. In what might be the most shocking moment in television history, She-Hulk tears off her green tits and proudly declares that she’s trans. The pronouns are they/them from now or else. In the last scene, we see her contemplating suicide in a basement and we’re meant to feel bad about what she went through. The show ends with a montage of dead trannies who have taken their own life due to bullying.
If you haven’t figured out that I’m bullshitting by now, I hate to break it to you, but you’re not that bright.
I haven’t watched a second of this garbage, though I unapologetically stand by this review.