Sports Illustrated Is Dying

Jezebel is dead. So is Sports Illustrated.

Well, technically, after most of the staff got laid off, they’re on life support now; but, fortunately, it looks like they’re not going to make it.

Motherfuckers received this memo by email:

Dear All:

On Thursday, January 18th, we were notified by Authentic Brands Group (ABG) that the license under which the Arena Group operates the Sports Illustrated (SI) brand and SI related properties has been officially revoked by ABG. As a result of this license revocation, we will be laying off staff that work on the SI brand.

Good riddance!

That’s what you get for putting trannies and disgusting fat bitches on the cover.

Way to alienate your audience you fucking retards.

Like I always say: go woke, go broke… and die.



Don’t feel sorry for the writers who got laid off; they can always learn to code.  


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