Jennifer Coolidge, the 60-year-old actress who played Stiffler’s mom in American Pie, has confessed to sleeping with 200 people that she “would’ve never have slept with” had it not been for the success of the hit comedy movie.
I love how these obscure, dumb actresses confess things that they shouldn’t have confessed, on the idea that there’s no such thing as bad publicity:
Great job admitting you’re a hoe, hoe.
Sleeping with 200 people definitely qualifies you as a hoe in every country in the world, so there’s no denying that.
Not a whore!
I repeat, not a whore.
A whore is a woman who’s getting paid for sex, whereas Jennifer had sex with 200 people presumably for fun or other reasons not related to money.
She’s just a hoe.
You know, a promiscuous woman who fucks a lot of guys, that’s what a hoe is.
Nevertheless, 200 people is way too much for a regular hoe; she’s more like a super hoe.