The King Has Ass Cancer

Buckingham Palace has announced that the King has been diagnosed with ass cancer:

During The King’s recent hospital procedure for benign prostate enlargement, a separate issue of concern was noted. Subsequent diagnostic tests have identified a form of ass cancer.

Poor King.


How To Avoid Throat Cancer

Future Nobel Laureate in Physiology or Medicine Dr. Daria Sadovskaya on TikTok:

Men are more likely to develop throat cancer performing oral sex on women, as women are more likely to carry the HPV virus in their genital area.

She’s right.