Travis Kelce Is A Sissy
Many-As-One
Travis Kelce has admitted that he cried when he proposed to Taylor Swift, and I couldn’t help wondering…
(more…)Women Suck
Clipski
The Emmys 2025. Category: Directing for a limited or anthology series or movie. Six nominees. Five women. One man.
Man triumphs.
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Dave Grohl, The Cheater
Pacoste
Dave Grohl cheated on his wife of 21 years with some bitch and a new creature spawned into existence, alongside a new burden. It is the curse of Donald Trump.
(more…)Ben Stiller Doesn’t Wish He Were Black
Pacoste
Ben Stiller went on a livestream and shilled for Kamala and pledged $150,000 to her campaign and lied.
(more…)Does Kate Middleton Really Have Cancer?
Pacoste
Nobody had seen Kate Middleton for weeks, so naturally people began speculating.
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Is Brigitte Macron Actually A Man?
Pacoste
At long last, Emmanuel Macron has addressed the rumors that his septuagenarian wife Brigitte is a man.
(more…)Diddy Is (Allegedly) Gay
Pacoste
As soon as I logged into my X account this morning I was bombarded with madness and incoherence and retardation.
(more…)Jacob Rothschild Is Dead
Pacoste
Alas, Lord Nathaniel Charles Jacob Rothschild, 4th Baron Rothschild, is dead.
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Elliot Page Is The Gay Tupac
Many-As-One
Elliot Page is a hero and an inspiration.
I’ve just finished reading her new memoir Pageboy and I am outraged – outraged I tell you! – about what happened to this poor woman last winter in Chicago.
(more…)Madonna Was Left For Dead
Many-As-One
The night came.
Madonna guzzled a bottle of Jack, snorted 6 lines of coke, and ran naked through the streets of New York, bawling obscenities and clawing anyone who stood in her way.
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