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Germany Stinks

Pacoste

Extreme heat waves are scorching Germany at the moment, and yet most Germans don’t have air conditioning.

The explanation is quite simple: most Germans are fucking retarded.

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On The Weather

Jerome K. Jerome

Things do go so contrary-like with me. I wanted to hit upon an especially novel, out-of-the-way subject for one of these articles. “I will write one paper about something altogether new,” I said to myself; “something that nobody else has ever written or talked about before; and then I can have it all my own way.” And I went about for days, trying to think of something of this kind; and I couldn’t.

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The Weather Fiend

Anonymous

One hot day last summer, a young man dressed in thin clothes, entered a Broadway car, and seating himself opposite a stout old gentleman, said, pleasantly:

“Pretty warm, isn’t it?”

“What’s pretty warm?”

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Mona Lisa Soup

Costin Nițu

Because nothing saves the planet quite like hurling soup at the Mona Lisa.   

And nothing makes me want to burn a forest quite like seeing a priceless masterpiece soiled by woke retards with a dream.

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