Axidava

A Constellation

Anonymous

The following conversation occurred between a theatrical manager and an aspirant for Thespian honors:

“What is your pleasure?” asked the manager.

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H. G. Wells Of England

Heywood Broun

H. G. Wells in his Outline of History seldom seems just an Englishman. He fights his battles and makes most of his judgments alone and generally in defiance of the traditions of his countrymen, but he is not bold enough to face Napoleon Bonaparte all by himself.

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Dave Portnoy Got Heckled

Pacoste

Some guy shouted “Fuck the Jews” and threw coins at obnoxious Jew scumbag Dave Portnoy, and before you can say “Heil Hitler” he was arrested, charged with “disturbing the peace”, and kicked out of his university.

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Tranny Monkeys

Many-As-One

When I said that the NIH was secretly making tranny monkeys in a lab everyone laughed at me. Facebook and Twitter banned my accounts. I was fired from my job as a chimney sweeper. My wife left me for another man.

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India Is A Shithole

Pacoste

Bald and Bankrupt traveled to India and offended the whole country by simply documenting what he saw there: poverty, filth, and people shitting in public.

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Dave Grohl, The Cheater

Pacoste

Dave Grohl cheated on his wife of 21 years with some bitch and a new creature spawned into existence, alongside a new burden. It is the curse of Donald Trump.

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Goodbye, Joe

Many-As-One

Last night in the presidential debate Joe Biden babbled and mumbled and rambled and stumbled and lied and froze and glitched and trailed off and shat his diaper and gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed also into him and already he can’t remember a thing.

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The Thesis Of “The Jews”

Hilaire Belloc

It is the thesis of this book that the continued presence of the Jewish nation intermixed with other nations alien to it presents a permanent problem of the gravest character: that the wholly different culture, tradition, race and religion of Europe make Europe a permanent antagonist to Israel, and that the recent and rapid intensification of that antagonism gives to the discovery of a solution immediate and highly practical importance.

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Did Michael Bisping Say Something Homophobic?

Pacoste

The putrid New York Post reports:

Former UFC fighter Michael Bisping was caught on a hot mic making a homophobic remark at UFC 298.

But you can’t trust the New York Post, or the mainstream media in general – they suck dick.

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The King Has Ass Cancer

Many-As-One

Buckingham Palace has announced that the King has been diagnosed with ass cancer:

During The King’s recent hospital procedure for benign prostate enlargement, a separate issue of concern was noted. Subsequent diagnostic tests have identified a form of ass cancer.

Poor King.

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Taylor Swift VS The Internet

Pacoste

Explicit AI-generated images of Taylor Swift flooded the Internet last week because the Swifties – or as I like to call them, the Retards – went ballistic and, ultimately, only made things worse.

Oh, it was glorious!

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Fuck Lindsey Graham

Pacoste

Three American troops were killed in an overnight drone strike in Jordan because, well, they were in Jordan.

But the White House tells us it’s Iran.

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