Rumble Livestreams

I wondered why Rumble is aggressively promoting so much live content, so I asked Google Gemini and I got this answer:

Rumble’s heavy push into live content is a deliberate, multi-pronged business strategy designed to help the platform compete with tech giants like YouTube and Twitch.

Well, this strategy has failed based on the most important metric: viewership.

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Germany Stinks

Extreme heat waves are scorching Germany at the moment, and yet most Germans don’t have air conditioning.

The explanation is quite simple: most Germans are fucking retarded.

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Who Will Actually Buy A Ferrari Luce?

Ferrari Luce, the first electric Ferrari.

It looks like something you’d buy on Temu and plow into a wall with after the brakes suddenly stop working. It’s breathtakingly hideous. And, at over $600,000 per unit, it’s also ridiculously expensive, not to mention insulting.

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Fuck Billie Eilish

Go fuck yourself you hideous skank.

Stick to your horseshit music and leave out the politics, okay? You don’t know shit – about anything.

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The Witcher 3: Wild Waste Of Time

The Witcher 3 is fantastically time-consuming.

You spend a good chunk of the game going from point A to point B, spellbound by an illusory sense of achievement. You travel by foot, which is slow, or by riding your retarded horse Roach, which is not fast enough. Sure, you can fast travel, but in order to do that you have to reach a signpost: more walking or riding; more brain-dead gameplay.

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Feng-Shui

“Feng-shui” has of late years grown to be such a common expression in the mouths of foreigners resident in China that it stands no poor chance of becoming gradually incorporated in the languages of more than one nation of the West. And yet, in spite of Dr Eitel’s little hand-book, we may venture to assert that a very small percentage of those who are constantly using this phrase really have a distinct and correct idea as to the meaning of the words they employ.

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Macron Is Not Tough

Bruh, I just saw Macron’s boxing pictures that were recently published by his official photographer on Instagram in kitschy black and white.

Stop trying to make him look tough for crying out loud – he’s not! It’s fucking embarrassing.

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