The Witcher 3: Wild Waste Of Time
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The Witcher 3 is fantastically time-consuming.
You spend a good chunk of the game going from point A to point B, spellbound by an illusory sense of achievement. You travel by foot, which is slow, or by riding your retarded horse Roach, which is not fast enough. Sure, you can fast travel, but in order to do that you have to reach a signpost: more walking or riding; more brain-dead gameplay.
(more…)Tim Walz Played A Game
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In the hope of appealing to young male gamers, a key demographic I’m told, the majority of which are deranged racists and misogynists, I’m also told, Tim Walz decided to livestream a popular video game on Twitch.
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