Would You Blow Bill Nye The Science Guy?
Many-As-One
Would you?
Would you blow Bill Nye the science guy?
(more…)Why Socialism Always Fails
Many-As-One
I was visiting my conservative friend in Croatia.
After a few beers, the subject of socialism came up, and we agreed that socialism, indeed, always fails.
(more…)The Real Reason Why Kamala Harris Didn’t Pick Pete Buttigieg
Pacoste
Kamala Harris didn’t pick Pete Buttigieg as her running mate because he’s stupid.
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Charlie Sheen Is Gay
Pacoste
At last, Charlie Sheen has revealed what everyone on the planet pretty much knew since his AIDS diagnosis: he had sex with men.
And it all started because of… crack.
(more…)Aristotle
Ion Culiță Parpalache
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”
— Aristotle
“Aristotle was a homo.”
— Richard Nixon
Glenn Greenwald Is A Vile Freak
Pacoste
I’ve just seen the infamous leaked video of Glenn Greenwald licking a black guy’s foot and saliva and – fuck that’s disturbing.
The way this no-good, pathetic motherfucker is worshiping his black master – as if under a spell – is… too much to handle.
(more…)Luigi Mangione Is Gay
Pacoste
Ladies, I hate to break it to you, but Luigi Mangione is gay.
Oh yeah.
(more…)The Secret Meeting
Many-As-One
— At my place, in two hours. It is all arranged. I told security that we will meet in secret to discuss the war in Ukraine. They will not disturb us.
— OK. What about your wife?
— My wife will be there but she will be sleeping. She is very old.
(more…)Dear DHP: Is Homosexuality A Sin?
Dacian High Priest
Dear Dacian High Priest:
Is homosexuality a sin?
Cuba Pudding Jr
(more…)The Pope Is Homophobic
Pacoste
According to the Italian media, Pope Francis used a gay slur in a private meeting with his petty bishops last week.
(more…)Don Lemon Married A White Man
Many-As-One
Don Lemon once said, “The biggest terror threat in this country is white men.” Then he married a white man.
(more…)Diddy Is (Allegedly) Gay
Pacoste
As soon as I logged into my X account this morning I was bombarded with madness and incoherence and retardation.
(more…)Did Michael Bisping Say Something Homophobic?
Pacoste
The putrid New York Post reports:
Former UFC fighter Michael Bisping was caught on a hot mic making a homophobic remark at UFC 298.
But you can’t trust the New York Post, or the mainstream media in general – they suck dick.
(more…)Pope Francis Defends Gay Blessings
Pacoste
Last year Pope Francis formally approved blessings for homosexual couples, a landmark decision that inauspiciously violates the will of God.
(more…)Gay Sex In The Senate
Pacoste
Here’s something you don’t see every day: a guy fucking another guy in the ass within the confines of a Senate hearing room.
Yes, folks, this is America.
(more…)How Men Become Gay
Costin Nițu
So you see Mr. Peterson, it’s this heterogeneous ribonucleoprotein that turns men gay. I call it the homo protein – but don’t quote me on that, please. I have enough problems already.
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