Dick Cheney Is Dead

Dick Cheney, the most powerful vice-president in the history of America, notorious scumbag, alleged war criminal, heart attack collector, father of a dumb bitch and a lesbian, has, alas, kicked the bucket.

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Biden’s Hell

Joe Biden once died, went to hell, roamed around, reunited with his son Beau, laughed at the burning Jews, freaked out Satan and his demons by constantly sniffing them, ate a goat, stole a shoe, walked through fire, drooled, mumbled, shat himself, fell into an abyss and came back to life.

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