Joe Biden once died, went to hell, roamed around, reunited with his son Beau, laughed at the burning Jews, freaked out Satan and his demons by constantly sniffing them, ate a goat, stole a shoe, walked through fire, drooled, mumbled, shat himself, fell into an abyss and came back to life.
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Last night in the presidential debate Joe Biden babbled and mumbled and rambled and stumbled and lied and froze and glitched and trailed off and shat his diaper and gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed also into him and already he can’t remember a thing.
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While dining with a black family for a publicity stunt – which he never does in his personal life – the President’s mind drifted into limbo.
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Joe Biden will not be charged for mishandling classified documents because the U.S. Department Of Justice has concluded that he has “diminished faculties in advancing age”.
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Yesterday – like any other day – Joe Biden said something stupid.
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