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Teen Vogue Is Dead

Pacoste

Great news everybody. 

Teen Vogue, the magazine turning your teenage daughters into obnoxious communist sluts, is no more.

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I Am Interviewed By The Press

Stephen Leacock

Immediately upon my arrival in London I was interviewed by the Press. I was interviewed in all twenty times. I am not saying this in any spirit of elation or boastfulness. I am simply stating it as a fact—interviewed twenty times, sixteen times by men and twice by women. But as I feel that the results of these interviews were not all that I could have wished, I think it well to make some public explanation of what happened.

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Goodbye, Joe

Many-As-One

Last night in the presidential debate Joe Biden babbled and mumbled and rambled and stumbled and lied and froze and glitched and trailed off and shat his diaper and gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed also into him and already he can’t remember a thing.

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Don Lemon’s Ridiculous Demands

Pacoste

According to multiple outlets, to host his stupid show on X, Don Lemon demanded $5 million upfront, a salary of $8 million per year, a free Cybertruck and – get this – an equity stake in the company and the right to approve any changes regarding the news content policy.

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Did Michael Bisping Say Something Homophobic?

Pacoste

The putrid New York Post reports:

Former UFC fighter Michael Bisping was caught on a hot mic making a homophobic remark at UFC 298.

But you can’t trust the New York Post, or the mainstream media in general – they suck dick.

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Leprous Newspapers

Thomas De Witt Talmage

The newspaper is the great educator of the nineteenth century. There is no force compared with it. It is book, pulpit, platform, forum, all in one. And there is not an interest—religious, literary, commercial, scientific, agricultural, or mechanical—that is not within its grasp.

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