Jane Goodall Is Dead

Jane Goodall was a primatologist, anthropologist, ethnologist, naturalist, conservationist, researcher, vegan, animal rights campaigner, shamanistic witch doctor – but above all, she was a famous person.

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Tranny Monkeys

When I said that the NIH was secretly making tranny monkeys in a lab everyone laughed at me. Facebook and Twitter banned my accounts. I was fired from my job as a chimney sweeper. My wife left me for another man.

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