Paris Is A Shithole

Once again, PSG fans have celebrated the Champions League title by destroying property, looting everything in sight, beating and stabbing innocent people, sexually assaulting women, and setting fire to Paris and other cities.

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The Sphinx Without A Secret

One afternoon I was sitting outside the Café de la Paix, watching the splendour and shabbiness of Parisian life, and wondering over my vermouth at the strange panorama of pride and poverty that was passing before me, when I heard some one call my name.  I turned round, and saw Lord Murchison. 

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Mona Lisa Soup

Because nothing saves the planet quite like hurling soup at the Mona Lisa.   

And nothing makes me want to burn a forest quite like seeing a priceless masterpiece soiled by woke retards with a dream.

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The Night

A “beat” or a “scoop,” otherwise known as exclusive news, is a great matter to a newspaper man. To “put over a beat” gives soul satisfaction, but to be beaten causes poignant feeling of another sort.

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