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I’m Sick And Tired Of Meghan Markle

I’m sick and tired of Meghan Markle.

This bitch gets almost as much press coverage as the dead Queen and the new King at the moment – and it’s driving me nuts. It’s preposterous. Enough already! She’s just a goofy broad who happens to be Harry’s wife. She shouldn’t matter. Both of these idiots shouldn’t matter. 

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The King’s First Day

On September 10, 2022, Charles Philip Arthur George woke up as King.

Still in his royal pajamas, he walked to his mother’s coffin in the adjacent chamber and stared at her corpse for a while. The Queen was naked in the coffin and her bush was enormous; it looked like a stray cat got stuck in her twat.

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The Queen Is Dead

Queen Elizabeth II, the longest-reigning British monarch, has died peacefully aged 96 at Balmoral castle in Scotland.

Her last words were “Hitler did nothing wrong”, which surprised everybody in the room.

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