Axidava

The Fool

G. K. Chesterton

For many years I had sought him, and at last I found him in a club. I had been told that he was everywhere; but I had almost begun to think that he was nowhere. I had been assured that there were millions of him; but before my late discovery I inclined to think that there were none of him. After my late discovery I am sure that there is one; and I incline to think that there are several, say, a few hundreds; but unfortunately most of them occupying important positions. When I say “him,” I mean the entire idiot.

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Germany Stinks

Pacoste

Extreme heat waves are scorching Germany at the moment, and yet most Germans don’t have air conditioning.

The explanation is quite simple: most Germans are fucking retarded.

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How Far We Have Come

Pacoste

Aariana Rose Philip, a black transgender quadriplegic with cerebral palsy, has made history at the Met Gala.

It’s nice to see an actual freak attending for a change.

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Fuck Billie Eilish

Clipski

Go fuck yourself you hideous skank.

Stick to your horseshit music and leave out the politics, okay? You don’t know shit – about anything.

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iPhone 17 Sucks

Costin Nițu

— Hey, did you see the new iPhone?

— No.

— You’ll definitely like this one, iPhone 17. I got one already, and let me tell you a secret: it’s a real babe magnet.

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Cornel West Storms Off

Clipski

Wikipedia says Cornel West is an American philosopher, theologian, political activist, politician, social critic, and public intellectual. He’s none of those things.

This nigga walks, talks, gestures, and looks like a homeless crackhead; but he’s twice as smart.

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Starbucks And The Left

Many-As-One

Walk into any Starbucks on the planet and you will find self-described leftists, progressives, Marxists, socialists, communists, and everything in between.

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Who Was Robin Westman?

Costin Nițu

Check out this abomination.

His name is Robin Westman, and last week he shot up a Catholic school in Minneapolis, killing 2 kids and injuring many more. Then he killed himself.

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A Horrible Racist Is Employed By The New Yorker

Pacoste

Shortly after American Eagle’s ad campaign featuring Sydney Sweeney went viral, some bitch at The New Yorker penned an article titled “The Banal Provocation of Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans”, in which she brings up Beyoncé’s ad campaign for Levi’s as comparison.

The article is atrocious. It’s slop that only white highbrow numbskulls – the chief audience of The New Yorker – can appreciate.

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Bear Kills Retard

Pacoste

While cruising through Transylvania, a region full of hungry bears, a 48-year-old Italian tourist spotted a mama bear with her 3 cubs on the side of the road, got off his bike, took some pictures, and tried to feed the bears, right next to a sign that says “DO NOT FEED THE BEARS”.

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Bob Vylan: The Outrage

Pacoste

Last Saturday, at the Glastonbury Festival, the front man of Bob Vylan chanted “Death to the IDF!” and the idiots in the crowd naturally followed along.

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Kamala Stinks

Many-As-One

— Look, Joe, Kamala is bad, really bad. She’s terrible. Everyone knows it. She’s a disaster.

— She’s a fraud.

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Feeding Gus

Many-As-One

Yeaaaaah, son… You will eat good.

I’m making your favorite stew, stop crying. It has mushrooms, and rice, and bones, and rotten eggs, and frogs, and piss, and worms, and rats, and pigs’ feet, and cinnamon.

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Obama Is A Joke

Pacoste

If you listen carefully to Barack Obama when he’s not reading off a teleprompter or reciting what others have written for him, you’ll soon realize that he’s an imbecile.

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Poor Gus Walz

Pacoste

When the camera turned to Gus Walz during his father’s stupid speech at the DNC last night, and I saw him sobbing like a bitch and shouting “That’s my dad!”, I muttered to myself, “This fatso looks and claps like a retard.”

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Order On Campus

Pacoste

Order.

There’s none of it at elite universities across America, where students are protesting Israel’s war against Gaza through disturbing chants, violence, and destruction.

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Taylor Swift VS The Internet

Pacoste

Explicit AI-generated images of Taylor Swift flooded the Internet last week because the Swifties – or as I like to call them, the Retards – went ballistic and, ultimately, only made things worse.

Oh, it was glorious!

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Mona Lisa Soup

Costin Nițu

Because nothing saves the planet quite like hurling soup at the Mona Lisa.   

And nothing makes me want to burn a forest quite like seeing a priceless masterpiece soiled by woke retards with a dream.

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Meanwhile At MIT

Pacoste

I would have slapped the shit out of this dumb nigga if I would have been there.

What a fucking disgrace. MIT is a joke.

An Unspeakable Imbecile

Ambrose Bierce

A Judge said to a Convicted Assassin:

“Prisoner at the bar, have you anything to say why the death-sentence should not be passed upon you?”

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