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Elon Musk In Israel
Many-As-One
Elon Musk flew to Israel, put on a bib, and toured a ravaged kibbutz with Benjamin Netanyahu, who later showed him a 6-hour compilation of Hamas decapitating Jewish babies.
(more…)The Old Man And The Road
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The old man drove fast and bold, through towns and landscapes and dreams, in sickness and in health, never caring, never stopping, the intrepid explorer of the world, until one fateful day in Panama, when he could progress no more.
(more…)The Captive Of The Separatist Rebels Of Papua
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“Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there.”
— Will Smith.
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A New God Is Born
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The spirit could not be vanquished in the furnace, for it is the spirit of brave men of the south.
(more…)New Incentives In The War Against Jews
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The supreme leaders of Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Palestinian Islamic Jihad, may Allah bless them with happiness and good health, have gathered in Teheran to discuss their strategy in the war against Jews.
(more…)Halloween Blackface
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If I were living in America I would dress up as a minstrel from the 19th century for Halloween, blackface and all.
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Donald Trump Canceled His Trial
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Donald Trump fixed his tie and confronted Judge Arthur Engoron with a hostile stare.
— This trial is a fucking disgrace and a sham! he suddenly howled, rising from the stand like the phoenix from the ashes of doom.
(more…)Global Day Of Jihad
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Yesterday was October 13th – a Friday – the global day of jihad.
The Day of Rage.
(more…)Fuck Indigenous Peoples’ Day
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I got triggered hard yesterday by Red Indians who were overzealously celebrating Indigenous Peoples’ Day on Twitter and went on a formidable racist rant against them.
I lost my cool.
(more…)The Almighty Empire Of Canaan Will Be Revived
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Israel’s Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant, a.k.a. The Desert Wildcat, a.k.a. Top Jew, has ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip:
I have ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip. There will be no electricity, no food, no water, no fuel, everything is closed. We are fighting animals and we are acting accordingly.
Oh shit, it’s happening!
(more…)Elon Musk’s Meeting With Recep Erdoğan Didn’t Go Well
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The Supreme Leader of the Magnificent Republic of Türkiye, the Honorable Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, may Allah bless him with good health and a long life, summoned Elon Musk yesterday at the Turkish House, his personal skyscraper in Manhattan, to discuss a collaboration opportunity.
(more…)Martin Scorsese Did Not Kill His Wife
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He was very mad that night, and he wanted to kill his wife with a .44 Mangum pistol. He wanted to do it.
But he didn’t do it.
(more…)We Are Not Alone: Alien Corpses Revealed In Mexico
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are not alone.
Aliens exist.
(more…)iPhone 15 Sucks
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A dopey friend of mine texted me this morning.
— Hey, did you see the new iPhone?
— No.
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Pissfeather’s Story
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When the Europeans came to America they stumbled upon hordes of savages who were nonstop raping and killing each other.
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