The Witcher 3: Wild Waste Of Time

The Witcher 3 is fantastically time-consuming.

You spend a good chunk of the game going from point A to point B, spellbound by an illusory sense of achievement. You travel by foot, which is slow, or by riding your retarded horse Roach, which is not fast enough. Sure, you can fast travel, but in order to do that you have to reach a signpost: more walking or riding; more brain-dead gameplay.

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