Pope Francis Is Dying
Many-As-One
It’s true.
My contacts in the Vatican have confirmed that Pope Francis is dying of AIDS.
(more…)The Pope Is Homophobic
Pacoste
According to the Italian media, Pope Francis used a gay slur in a private meeting with his petty bishops last week.
(more…)Bill Clinton Confessed His Sins To The Pope
Many-As-One
Bill Clinton met with Pope Francis in Vatican City and confessed all his sins.
The old-timers exchanged gifts and talked joyfully about baseball and whores, but once the cameras stopped rolling, they sullenly retreated beneath the Apostolic Palace to perform the eldritch ritual of the Sanguineous Saints.
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