The Jews Conspire Against The Dragonborn
They have always sought to turn the Dragonborn from the path of wisdom.
The Witcher 3: Wild Waste Of Time
The Witcher 3 is fantastically time-consuming.
You spend a good chunk of the game going from point A to point B, spellbound by an illusory sense of achievement. You travel by foot, which is slow, or by riding your retarded horse Roach, which is not fast enough. Sure, you can fast travel, but in order to do that you have to reach a signpost: more walking or riding; more brain-dead gameplay.
(more…)Tim Walz Played A Game
In the hope of appealing to young male gamers, a key demographic I’m told, the majority of which are deranged racists and misogynists, I’m also told, Tim Walz decided to livestream a popular video game on Twitch.
(more…)Don’t Play ‘Black Myth: Wukong’ On A Shit PC
Mere minutes into ‘Black Myth: Wukong’ my PC exploded and I was thrust through a wall.
(more…)Can’t Wait For GTA 6
GTA 6 looks amazing.
I can’t wait to play it whenever it will come out on PC, evidently, because I’m not a dirty peasant who revels in mediocrity.
(more…)Half-Life: 25th Anniversary Documentary
If there’s a game that truly revolutionized the gaming industry, it’s Half-Life.
And Valve just released this surprisingly good documentary about it.