The Great Wizard Anotem
Costin Nițu
— Halt! I am the great wizard Anotem. Give me all your money or I will fuck you in the ass.
(more…)The Dark Brotherhood
Costin Nițu
The Dark Brotherhood? They are not who you think they are, stranger. You think they are cunning assassins – nay, they are goat-fuckers!
(more…)34 Weird Facts About Lex Fridman
Many-As-One
In no particular order, here are 34 weird facts about Lex Fridman:
1. Lex Fridman has a micropenis.
(more…)Nigga Heil Hitler
Costin Nițu
I can’t get Heil Hitler out of my head – and I don’t want to. Because Kanye West is a great artist and Heil Hitler is a great song damn it!
There, I said it.
(more…)Donald Trump Is The New King
Many-As-One
— Look, Charles. Here’s the thing: I’m the new king now.
— The new king? The new king of what?
— Of the United Kingdom, Charles. You’ve done a terrible job as a king, so bad, really awful. I can do it better. And I will do it better. I will do it way better than you, Charles. Better than anyone actually. I’ll probably be the best king ever.
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Preventing Rape By Soldiers
Clipski
On April 21, 2011, one of the weirdest videos of all time was posted on the United Nations’ official YouTube channel.
Zero rapes were prevented.
Hasan Piker Arrested In China
Many-As-One
During a livestream in Tiananmen Square, Chinese armed police officers ambushed popular streamer Hasan Piker and took him away in an unmarked van.
(more…)Kanye West Apologizes To Jews, Is Allowed To Work Again
Many-As-One
Ye sat down with a rabbi to express his remorse for his statements towards the Jewish community. pic.twitter.com/7Ixxo6yl37
— Kurrco (@Kurrco) November 6, 2025
Kanye West apologized for his past anti-Semitic comments in a much-publicized meeting with the powerful Jew wizard Yoshiyahu Yosef Pinto.
(more…)Meanwhile In Haiti
Costin Nițu
The rain had stopped outside. Dawn was forthcoming.
— Haiti?
— Haiti.
(more…)Charlie Was White
Costin Nițu
After Charlie Kirk’s gruesome assassination, all hell broke loose.
(more…)A New Mafia Has Arisen
Many-As-One
The Italian Mafia. The Albanian Mafia. The Jewish Mafia. The Chinese Mafia. The Mormon Mafia.
All pale in comparison with the new mafia: the Tranny Mafia.
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Flotilla Mutiny: Greta Thunberg Thrown Overboard
Many-As-One
Greta Thunberg was unceremoniously thrown overboard by the crew of a Gaza-bound flotilla after she was caught eating food provisions destined for starving Palestinian children, according to multiple sources.
(more…)The Blood Moon
Costin Nițu
Last night I was awakened by a cacophony of hideous howls that filled my soul with terror.
(more…)Biden’s Hell
Costin Nițu
Joe Biden once died, went to hell, roamed around, reunited with his son Beau, laughed at the burning Jews, freaked out Satan and his demons by constantly sniffing them, ate a goat, stole a shoe, walked through fire, drooled, mumbled, shat himself, fell into an abyss and came back to life.
(more…)He Laughed Last
Anonymous
A young man was sitting in the Grand Central Depot the other day, holding a baby in his arms, when the child began to cry so lustily as to attract the attention of everyone around him. By and by a waiting passenger walked over to him with a smile of pity on his face and said:
“A woman gave you that baby to hold while she went to see about her baggage, didn’t she?”
(more…)I Have Fed A Starving Palestinian Child
Many-As-One
While doomscrolling aimlessly through Facebook today, I came across a post that had an image of a malnourished boy with his mouth open and tears in his eyes.
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It Does Exist
Costin Nițu
It does exist, Hero of Kvatch.
It is called… the Sacred Whip of Jew Submission.
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Michelle Obama, Predator
Many-As-One
Once I acquire the necessary proficiency in AI, I will replace the Predator with Michelle Obama in the original movie.
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The Secret Meeting
Many-As-One
— At my place, in two hours. It is all arranged. I told security that we will meet in secret to discuss the war in Ukraine. They will not disturb us.
— OK. What about your wife?
— My wife will be there but she will be sleeping. She is very old.
(more…)Cat-Fishing
William L. Alden
Many and ingenious are the remedies that have been proposed for nocturnal cats, but none of them seem to have proved thoroughly successful.
(more…)Pope Francis Is Dying
Many-As-One
It’s true.
My contacts in the Vatican have confirmed that Pope Francis is dying of AIDS.
(more…)The Children Of The Beyond
Ion Culiță Parpalache
The Children of the Beyond beamed themselves onto Earth and materialized in New Jersey.
(more…)A Homeless Crackhead In Kenya
Many-As-One
I met this homeless crackhead at a Bitcoin conference in Kenya, of all places. He wasn’t there for the conference; he was there begging for money so he could buy crack.
(more…)The Jizz King
Many-As-One
During his tour of Samoa, King Charles III visited the remote village of Siumu, where he partook in a ritual that involved drinking a ceremonial beverage called kava.
(more…)Tranny Monkeys
Many-As-One
When I said that the NIH was secretly making tranny monkeys in a lab everyone laughed at me. Facebook and Twitter banned my accounts. I was fired from my job as a chimney sweeper. My wife left me for another man.
(more…)My Brother Is Dead
Many-As-One
I am a broken man.
My little brother Timmy died before my eyes.
(more…)Ana Kasparian’s Story
Many-As-One
In another timeline, Ana Kasparian was violently raped by those dirty homeless guys, beaten like a dog, and left for dead. They used all her holes, and she had to get an abortion.
(more…)Tim Walz Played A Game
Many-As-One
In the hope of appealing to young male gamers, a key demographic I’m told, the majority of which are deranged racists and misogynists, I’m also told, Tim Walz decided to livestream a popular video game on Twitch.
(more…)Kamala Stinks
Many-As-One
— Look, Joe, Kamala is bad, really bad. She’s terrible. Everyone knows it. She’s a disaster.
— She’s a fraud.
(more…)Feeding Gus
Many-As-One
Yeaaaaah, son… You will eat good.
I’m making your favorite stew, stop crying. It has mushrooms, and rice, and bones, and rotten eggs, and frogs, and piss, and worms, and rats, and pigs’ feet, and cinnamon.
(more…)The Witch Is Dead
Many-As-One
The witch slithered from her dungeon and slashed the hero’s face with a blade.
(more…)iPhone 16 Sucks
Costin Nițu
— Hey, did you see the new iPhone?
— No.
— It’s the best one yet.
— It’s the same as the others.
(more…)Holy Shit, Trump Was Right!
Many-As-One
I saw a Haitian eating a cat in broad daylight on a street in Springfield, Ohio.
(more…)My Lock Screen?
Many-As-One
You don't want to know. pic.twitter.com/LRxzWgCl2w
— Axidava (@axidava) September 26, 2024
Mine is a picture of this hoe I used to fuck in the States spreading her hairy twat.
(more…)College Advice
Costin Nițu
I was waiting for my coke dealer in a beautiful park in Timișoara when a man jumped from a nearby bush and took a seat right next to me on the bench.
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Don’t Play ‘Black Myth: Wukong’ On A Shit PC
Many-As-One
Mere minutes into ‘Black Myth: Wukong’ my PC exploded and I was thrust through a wall.
(more…)Appalling Tweets
Costin Nițu
As you can see Mr. Prime Minister, user JimboSlyPantera said that you are a “fat, disgusting piece of shit”, and you should be “hanged from a crane”.
(more…)The Portal
Many-As-One
When the Joe Rogan Experience #2171 featuring Eric Weinstein and Terrence Howard concluded, a portal materialized in my room and I was sucked into the Plane Of Inconsequence, where I was imprisoned for eons, mere seconds on planet Earth.
(more…)I Won’t Ask What You Went Through To Obtain This
Costin Nițu
I won’t ask what you went through to obtain this, my friend. I know all too well the depravity of the Princes of Oblivion.
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