The Almighty Empire Of Canaan Will Be Revived

Israel’s Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant, a.k.a. The Desert Wildcat, a.k.a. Top Jew, has ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip:
I have ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip. There will be no electricity, no food, no water, no fuel, everything is closed. We are fighting animals and we are acting accordingly.
Oh shit, it’s happening!
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