Explicit AI-generated images of Taylor Swift flooded the Internet last week because the Swifties – or as I like to call them, the Retards – went ballistic and, ultimately, only made things worse.
Oh, it was glorious!
It got so bad that X banned queries, AI websites changed their policies overnight, and a bipartisan group of US senators promptly introduced a bill that would criminalize the spread of such images online.
The White House was alarmed:
We are alarmed by the reports of the circulation of images … false images to be more exact, and it is alarming.
But, once again, the Internet has been misunderstood – and foolishly fucked with.
These explicit AI images of Taylor Swift only went viral because they generated considerable viral outrage; and more outrage meant more naughty images.
Happens all the time.
If the gargantuan army of Retards wouldn’t have bitched about it every 5 seconds on social media for days, there wouldn’t have been so many fake images of this bitch floating around.
And guess what happens next, now that they’re actively trying to scrub them from existence and ban the practice.
That’s right: the Internet will fight back – and win again.
And as always, I side with the Internet, and I’m already on the counter-offensive.
So if you see any images of Taylor Swift blowing mules or throwing the Nazi salute on a pile of dead Jews – that might be me.
Because nobody fucks with the Internet.