I was having a hard time with my computer at work so I called my tech guy, a man of great digital prowess who never disappoints.
— Yo. I need your help. I’m having a hard time with my computer at work.
— Tell me everything.
— Well, I get weird errors, I can’t install certain apps, the screen flickers, the internet doesn’t work… Oh, and the thing shuts down randomly for some reason.
— What operating system does the machine have?
— Windows.
— What kind?
— Um… let me see… checking right now… um… Windows 7!
— Windows 7?
— Yeah.
— OK. Here’s what you do: you punch a hole through the monitor, you smash the unit against the wall, and then you burn down the building.
