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Teddy Will Change The World

Meet Teddy Hobbs.

Britain’s youngest-ever member of Mensa can count to 100 in 7 different languages:

That’s amazing.

Teddy will change the world.

Just you wait and see.

Next year he will speak fluently every language in the world, including ancient ones like Latin or Sumerian.

By age 10 he will solve the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture – as well as any other mathematical problem that needs solving – and write over 300 books on various topics.

Between 20 and 25 he will cure baldness, cancer, and AIDS.

He will go on to invent new foods, open wormholes to other galaxies, and secretly dabble in eugenics.

Then, sometime in his forties, he will finally get some pussy, either from a nerd or a whore.

It’s all downhill from there I’m afraid.

Teddy might develop a nasty drug habit or go insane, but by then the world will be changed.

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