Teen Vogue Is Dead

Great news everybody. 

Teen Vogue, the magazine turning your teenage daughters into obnoxious communist sluts, is no more.

Official statement:

Teen Vogue is joining Vogue.com, a transition that’s part of a broader push to expand the Vogue ecosystem. The title will remain a distinct editorial property, with its own identity and mission; sitting under the Vogue umbrella will provide a more unified reader experience across titles.

Yeah, right.

Also, hoes mad: 

The NewsGuild of New York and Condé United strongly condemn Condé Nast’s consolidation plans for Teen Vogue, a move that is clearly designed to blunt the award-winning magazine’s insightful journalism at a time when it is needed the most.

Management plans to lay off six of our members, most of whom are BIPOC women or trans, including Teen Vogue Politics Editor — continuing the trend of layoffs at Condé disproportionately impacting marginalized employees. 

Marginalized employees can suck a dick — I love this trend! 

The glorious, indomitable, go-woke-go-broke trend.

And besides, they can always, maybe, I don’t know, like, learn to code?

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