The wait is finally over.
Liz Truss will be the new prime minister of Britain, succeeding a fat albino gorilla who resigned in disgrace in July after a series of scandals.
This means that Rishi Sunak, her opponent, has miserably failed – and we should all celebrate his miserable failure.
Call me old-fashioned – or racist – but I strongly oppose all candidates who aren’t white running for leadership positions in any predominantly white country.
This guy just doesn’t fit in.
Look at him – he looks like a retarded gypsy who’s terrified of magic.
How could such a man have possibly led Britain? He would have been the laughingstock of the world.
I hate Rishi Sunak with a passion and I’m so glad that he failed.
Once the fat albino gorilla officially resigns his post tomorrow, Liz will be summoned to a secret meeting at Buckingham Palace where the Queen will spit in her face twice and give her 6 gold bars.
A new government will be formed, which will be exactly the same as before, only with a woman in charge. In most cases, that’s a bad thing.