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Thank God Rishi Sunak Didn’t Become Britain’s Prime Minister

The wait is finally over.

Liz Truss will be the new prime minister of Britain, succeeding a fat albino gorilla who resigned in disgrace in July after a series of scandals.

This means that Rishi Sunak, her opponent, has miserably failed – and we should all celebrate his miserable failure.

Call me old-fashioned – or racist – but I strongly oppose all candidates who aren’t white running for leadership positions in any predominantly white country.  

This guy just doesn’t fit in.

Look at him – he looks like a retarded gypsy who’s terrified of magic.

How could such a man have possibly led Britain? He would have been the laughingstock of the world.

I hate Rishi Sunak with a passion and I’m so glad that he failed.

Once the fat albino gorilla officially resigns his post tomorrow, Liz will be summoned to a secret meeting at Buckingham Palace where the Queen will spit in her face twice and give her 6 gold bars.

A new government will be formed, which will be exactly the same as before, only with a woman in charge. In most cases, that’s a bad thing.

SPARE SOME COIN

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