The Bleeding White Horse

Oh no!

The bleeding white horse!

When the evil druid Gulaman the Tormentor cursed the English in an eldritch ritual at Chamechaude in 56 BC, he said that Britain will fall when a bleeding white horse will run amok on the streets of its largest city.

This is it; this is the sign!

Britain will fall.

The economy will collapse, unemployment will skyrocket, the strong will murder and plunder and rape, and then a great plague will ravage the country and kill everyone – and also the king is a “man-fucker” like every other English king – according to Gulaman the Tormentor.

Nothing can prevent this I’m afraid.

Britain is doomed.


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