Oh no!
The bleeding white horse!
When the evil druid Gulaman the Tormentor cursed the English in an eldritch ritual at Chamechaude in 56 BC, he prophesized that Britain will fall when a bleeding white horse will run amok on the streets of its largest city.
This is it; this is the sign!
Britain will fall.
The economy will collapse, unemployment will skyrocket, the strong will murder and plunder and rape, and then a great plague will ravage the country and kill everyone – and also the king is a “man-fucker” like every other English king – according to Gulaman the Tormentor.
Nothing can prevent this I’m afraid.
Britain is doomed.
