The Children of the Beyond beamed themselves onto Earth and materialized in New Jersey.
They looked around and saw bums – and scumbags – and cripples – and thieves – and killers – and Italians – and crackheads – and whores – and fatsoes – and retards – and pedophiles – and faggots – and niggers – and Snooki waving at them exuberantly.
Then they deployed their killer drones.
