During his tour of Samoa, King Charles III visited the remote village of Siumu, where he partook in a ritual that involved drinking a ceremonial beverage called kava.
After the ritual, the King turned to the representative of the Samoan people and said:
— I say, this drink tasted rather peculiar. What are the ingredients?
— The ingredients are Teuila flowers, garlic, cinnamon, pineapple juice, rabbit liver, fish scales, and the fresh semen of the village Elders, your Majesty. We milked them just before we gave you the kava. This sacred mix has tremendous health benefits and it is a great honor to drink it. Plus, your erections will be rock-hard for at least 6 months, your Majesty, and you will never go blind, said the representative of the Samoan people.
