The King Has Ass Cancer

Buckingham Palace has announced that the King has been diagnosed with ass cancer:

During The King’s recent hospital procedure for benign prostate enlargement, a separate issue of concern was noted. Subsequent diagnostic tests have identified a form of ass cancer.

Poor King.

He was a king for less than a year.

It’s all Meghan’s fault, really.

Harry broke his father’s heart when he married this bitch without Royal approval in 2018.

Then he quit, moved to California, and started badmouthing his family every chance he got, because Meghan, above all, desires riches and fame, so she constantly lied, manipulated, and pussy-whipped her dumb husband into submission.

The King was devastated. He knew that he had lost a son.

Thus he fell into a deep depression and ultimately developed ass cancer, for which there is no cure.


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