— At my place, in two hours. It is all arranged. I told security that we will meet in secret to discuss the war in Ukraine. They will not disturb us.
— OK. What about your wife?
— My wife will be there but she will be sleeping. She is very old.
— Are you sure?
— Oui.
— OK.
— In two hours. I will be waiting for you with boeuf bourguignon, cocaine and baby oil.
— OK. Two hours.
— Have you showered?
— No. I did not have time.
— Très bien! Do not shower! I like it that way.
— Yes…
— Je t’aime, mon courageux petit soldat.
— What did you say?
— Volodymyr… look. We will win this war. We will defeat Russia – together. But tonight we will celebrate love… true love…
— For Ukraine.
— For Ukraine.
