Look at this fucking ghoul.
News broke out that he will be featured in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive issue and at this point I’m convinced that they’re just trolling us. There’s no other explanation.
I mean, come on. This guy looks like a retarded bum who lurks in a McDonald’s parking lot. I can smell him through the screen.
His name is Benny Blanco. I had to google Benny Blanco. I did that, and found out that he’s a music producer and – get this – Selena Gomez’s current boyfriend. Yep, this abomination.
Selena said this on Instagram after hearing the news:
Not only do you love me unconditionally… you always get me my Taco Bell Mexican pizza.
Bitch, get your fat skull checked out by a professional. You might have an issue.
