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TikTok Osama

Osama bin Laden has risen from his sea-grave!

No. Not really.

He’s still dead.

But he did go viral on TikTok after one of his dumb letters resurfaced in the wake of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

I have to say, when I heard that Osama went viral on TikTok, I wasn’t surprised at all. TikTok has more retards than any other website – it’s the Retard Mecca – so no wonder it spread like wildfire.

I’ve done some research and found a significant number of woke American teenagers who were basically praising Osama, and worse, were implying in weird ways that 9/11 was justified.

Like, now they get it.

Yeah, really.  

Osama’s letter has been removed from The Guardian because:

The transcript published on our website had been widely shared on social media without the full context. Therefore we decided to take it down and direct readers instead to the news article that originally contextualised it.

Cowards!

Read it here.

Or don’t – it fucking sucks.

The letter went viral because in it Osama talks about Palestine, the buzzword du jour, and hates Jews. That’s it.

But I doubt these retards have read it in full because 1) it’s pretty long, and 2) Osama says this:

The second thing we call you to, is to stop your oppression, lies, immorality and debauchery that has spread among you.

We call you to be a people of manners, principles, honor, and purity; to reject the immoral acts of fornication, homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling’s, and trading with interest.

Oh yeah.

Osama called for the rejection of fornication, homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling and trading with interest – all staples of the TikTok generation.

Oh, you sweet, sweet irony!

The man they are now praising hated their way of life; and rest assured that he would have killed every one of these retards if he would have been in charge.

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