In the hope of appealing to young male gamers, a key demographic I’m told, the majority of which are deranged racists and misogynists, I’m also told, Tim Walz decided to livestream a popular video game on Twitch.
So he picked up the controller and started playing: methodically, strategically, dodging and rolling, shooting and slashing, scheming and conjuring, trying his best to prevail.
But after 15 minutes the game stopped, and Tim Walz stared dumbfoundingly at what had popped up on the screen:
GAME OVER
SCORE: 0
RANK: FAGGOT
PLEASE UNINSTALL THE GAME AND KILL YOURSELF
