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Where Is Kate Middleton?

Well, she’s dead.

She hanged herself 3 weeks ago in a decrepit motel room, somewhere on the outskirts of Windsor. They found her naked. She might have used heroin.

Also, her boyfriend has been missing ever since. I think they got him. He’s black.

The Royal Family won’t divulge this information because it will make them look bad.

That’s why they doctored her pictures – they want to trick us into believing that she’s still alive.

But she’s not.

She’s dead.

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