Well, she’s dead.
She hanged herself 3 weeks ago in a decrepit motel room, somewhere on the outskirts of Windsor. They found her naked. She might have used heroin.
Also, her boyfriend has been missing ever since. I think they got him. He’s black.
The Royal Family won’t divulge this information because it will make them look bad.
That’s why they doctored her pictures – they want to trick us into believing that she’s still alive.
But she’s not.
She’s dead.
