A black actress plays Ariel in Disney’s upcoming dumpster fire The Little Mermaid – that’s unacceptable. Hans Christian Andersen is rolling in his grave. Everybody knows that mermaids are white, there’s no question about it. A black mermaid makes no sense, whatsoever.
Have you seen the new trailer? Black Ariel looks ridiculous. If this kind of mermaid actually existed, I’d nuke the oceans. I hate her. 16 million views, 2 million dislikes – white people have spoken!
And because white people’s ingenuity knows no bounds, someone has already used AI to make this black mermaid white.
The results are amazing:
White Ariel looks so much better… this is what a true mermaid is supposed to look like. Compared with this much better, much hotter, white Ariel, Disney’s black Ariel looks like a two-bit crack whore.
The user who shared this clip got banned from Twitter (because of… racism?) but before he got banned, he said that the entire movie can be fixed with AI upon its release next year.
That’s a great idea!
It’s not racist at all to whitewash what has been maliciously blackwashed in the first place. It’s justice. Moreover, we should use AI to fix every movie that deviates from the source material.
Make everyone white again! I’ll start a campaign with this slogan at once. We will prevail.