Boris Johnson Wanted A Million Dollars From Tucker Carlson

Boris Johnson nowadays languishes in obscurity, and most people remember him as a hideous ape rather than a former prime minister.

Requesting a million dollars for an interview suggests that he’s desperate and broke – or maybe he’s just retarded.

The DunKings Of Cringe

This is the most horrendous commercial I have ever seen and I hope everyone involved suffers an agonizing death after a sudden AIDS diagnosis, especially Matt Damon.


Harry Is Whipped

“Harry is whipped like no person I think I’ve ever seen”, thus spoke the wise and powerful Donald Trump.