Only by submitting to Axidava can you achieve greatness.

FAQ

You can write about whatever you want.

No. Submissions are approved or rejected on a case-by-case basis.

Our admins. They review every submission and approve what they like.

Within a week. We will let you know in advance.

Humor, satire, fake articles à la The Onion and The Babylon Bee, commentaries on different topics, psychotic screeds, short stories, anecdotes, shitposts, dialogues, sketches, essays, rants, politically incorrect stuff, etc.

The minimum length of a post is 200 words. The maximum is 10,000 words.

Yes. You can also use multiple pseudonyms. 

No. The ‘author name’ (which appears as a byline) cannot be changed.

No. Published posts cannot be deleted.

After publication, your content will appear chronologically on the homepage. Then it will be promoted randomly throughout the website.

You can contact us through the contact page.

KNOW THIS

We check every submission for plagiarism using a plethora of tools. Don’t bother.

The publishing date on this website is now shown by design. Keep that in mind.

The first paragraph of every post must not exceed 80 words. The first paragraph (or the first sentence) will be used as an excerpt on the home page and in various archives. Make it juicy.

Every post must contain a ‘featured image’ that is not copyrighted (resolution 1280 by 720 pixels). If you don’t provide or suggest an image, we will create one for your post.

You can also contribute as Anonymous (which includes both new and historical content), and Many-As-One (which includes only new and original content).

After 10 approved posts, you can submit directly by email.

That’s about it.

Have fun and don’t forget to tip!