Only by submitting to Axidava can you achieve greatness.

Submit your stuff, and if we like it, we’ll publish it.

(And yes, we accept previously published work.)


Funny shit in general;

Politically incorrect stuff;

Satire – any kind of satire;

Fake articles à la The Onion and The Babylon Bee;

Commentaries on different topics;

Reviews (only movies and games);

Psychotic screeds;

Short stories;









You will not get paid your work.

The maximum length of any piece is 10,000 words; the minimum is 200 words.

The date of publication is not shown by design. Keep that in mind when referencing things.  

Sometimes we will suggest changes for various reasons (mostly typos and clarity issues).

After one of your pieces gets published you will submit directly by email, not using form below, so make sure you provide a valid email address.

We thoroughly check every submission for plagiarism using a plethora of tools. Don’t even bother.  

For previously published pieces you have to give us written permission. More details will be sent to you by email.

The first paragraph of every piece must not exceed 80 words. The first paragraph (can also be a single sentence) will be used as an excerpt on the home page and various archives. Make it juicy.

Every piece must contain a ‘featured image’ that is not copyrighted. The aspect ratio is 16:9; the resolution is 1280 by 720. If you don’t provide or suggest an image, we will create one for you.

The ‘author name’ (the name that appears as a byline) cannot be modified nor deleted. You can always choose a new author name if you want, but the old one will remain on the website and it will be linked to its old archive.

The ‘author name’ can be a real name or a pseudonym.

You can also contribute as Anonymous (which includes both new and historical content) and Many-As-One (which includes only new and original content).

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Have fun and don’t forget to tip.