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Lex Fridman Has Gone Missing In the Amazon Jungle

The last broadcast of Lex Fridman.

The popular podcaster has disappeared in the Amazon jungle and is now presumed dead.

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Miss Germany Is A Horrid Mess

Among the Miss Germany 2024 finalists were a negro, a tranny, a butch, and a horrid mess – none of them fuckable before 30 lagers – and in the end, bringing great shame to the entire nation, the horrid mess won.

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Valentine’s Day 2024

I woke up empty inside.

I went to work, pretended to work, got mad, got bored, browsed 4chan, browsed Pornhub, and fell asleep in my cubicle during the lunch break.

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Two US Citizens

On the left, we have Brittney Griner, a US citizen.

Griner committed a crime. She was caught trying to smuggle hash oil into Russia, which is illegal. She pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 9 years in prison.

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The King Has Ass Cancer

Buckingham Palace has announced that the King has been diagnosed with ass cancer:

During The King’s recent hospital procedure for benign prostate enlargement, a separate issue of concern was noted. Subsequent diagnostic tests have identified a form of ass cancer.

Poor King.

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Fuck Boeing

It has come to my attention that Boeing is now rewarding its executives if they hit climate and DEI targets, so I’ll never fly in a Boeing again.

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Elon Musk In Israel

Elon Musk flew to Israel, put on a bib, and toured a ravaged kibbutz with Benjamin Netanyahu, who later showed him a 6-hour compilation of Hamas decapitating Jewish babies.

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New Incentives In The War Against Jews

The supreme leaders of Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Palestinian Islamic Jihad, may Allah bless them with happiness and good health, have gathered in Teheran to discuss their strategy in the war against Jews.

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Donald Trump Canceled His Trial

Donald Trump fixed his tie and confronted Judge Arthur Engoron with a hostile stare.

— This trial is a fucking disgrace and a sham! he suddenly howled, rising from the stand like the phoenix from the ashes of doom.

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Elon Musk’s Meeting With Recep Erdoğan Didn’t Go Well

The Supreme Leader of the Magnificent Republic of Türkiye, the Honorable Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, may Allah bless him with good health and a long life, summoned Elon Musk yesterday at the Turkish House, his personal skyscraper in Manhattan, to discuss a collaboration opportunity.

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Madonna Was Left For Dead

The night came.

Madonna guzzled a bottle of Jack, snorted 6 lines of coke, and ran naked through the streets of New York, bawling obscenities and clawing anyone who stood in her way.

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Stealth God

When I play games, I choose stealth. Even if the game doesn’t require or allow any stealth, I still choose stealth.

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