Rumble Livestreams

I wondered why Rumble is aggressively promoting so much live content, so I asked Google Gemini and I got this answer:

Rumble’s heavy push into live content is a deliberate, multi-pronged business strategy designed to help the platform compete with tech giants like YouTube and Twitch.

Well, this strategy has failed based on the most important metric: viewership.

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The Voice

Suddenly another voice spoke, low and melodious, its very sound an enchantment. Those who listened unwarily to that voice could seldom report the words that they heard; and if they did, they wondered, for little power remained in them.

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Why Socialism Always Fails

I was visiting my conservative friend in Croatia.

After a few beers, the subject of socialism came up, and we agreed that socialism, indeed, always fails.

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Donald Trump Is The New King

— Look, Charles. Here’s the thing: I’m the new king now.

— The new king? The new king of what?

— Of the United Kingdom, Charles. You’ve done a terrible job as a king, so bad, really awful. I can do it better. And I will do it better. I will do it way better than you, Charles. Better than anyone actually. I’ll probably be the best king ever.  

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The Nigger Of Politics?

Nick Fuentes said this:

I am outside the system. I’m radioactive. Nobody wants to touch me with a ten-foot pole. I’m the nigger of politics.

Wrong again, Nick.

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A Foul Odor

I was en route to the coffee shop this morning when I caught a whiff of a foul odor.

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Black People Aren’t Apes

Every now and again in America, a Leftist (usually a registered Democrat) will ardently remind you, in one form or another, that black people aren’t apes.

Which is true; they aren’t. They are human beings.

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Klaus Schwab’s Ritual

Klaus Schwab went to a field last night and sacrificed 6 goats, 3 mules, and a Chinese baby.

It snowed heavily, and he was naked – but he did not tremble; fresh blood keeps him warm.

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Hasan Piker Arrested In China

During a livestream in Tiananmen Square, Chinese armed police officers ambushed popular streamer Hasan Piker and took him away in an unmarked van.

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At The Prayer Wall

Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.

Blessed is the name of the glory of His kingdom for ever and ever.

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The Witcher 3: Wild Waste Of Time

The Witcher 3 is fantastically time-consuming.

You spend a good chunk of the game going from point A to point B, spellbound by an illusory sense of achievement. You travel by foot, which is slow, or by riding your retarded horse Roach, which is not fast enough. Sure, you can fast travel, but in order to do that you have to reach a signpost: more walking or riding; more brain-dead gameplay.

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A New Mafia Has Arisen

The Italian Mafia. The Albanian Mafia. The Jewish Mafia. The Chinese Mafia. The Mormon Mafia.

All pale in comparison with the new mafia: the Tranny Mafia.

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Starbucks And The Left

Walk into any Starbucks on the planet and you will find self-described leftists, progressives, Marxists, socialists, communists, and everything in between.

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I Can Explain It In One Word

Have you seen the horrific video of black people beating the crap out of two white people – a man and a woman – at a jazz festival in Cincinnati?

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The Secret Meeting

— At my place, in two hours. It is all arranged. I told security that we will meet in secret to discuss the war in Ukraine. They will not disturb us.

— OK. What about your wife?

— My wife will be there but she will be sleeping. She is very old.

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The Privileged Cabal

Look at these fucking parasites.

The leaders of Europe have gathered in Paris for an emergency meeting to discuss Ukraine’s future.

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A Homeless Crackhead In Kenya

I met this homeless crackhead at a Bitcoin conference in Kenya, of all places. He wasn’t there for the conference; he was there begging for money so he could buy crack.

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The Jizz King

During his tour of Samoa, King Charles III visited the remote village of Siumu, where he partook in a ritual that involved drinking a ceremonial beverage called kava.

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Tranny Monkeys

When I said that the NIH was secretly making tranny monkeys in a lab everyone laughed at me. Facebook and Twitter banned my accounts. I was fired from my job as a chimney sweeper. My wife left me for another man.

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Tim Walz Played A Game

In the hope of appealing to young male gamers, a key demographic I’m told, the majority of which are deranged racists and misogynists, I’m also told, Tim Walz decided to livestream a popular video game on Twitch.

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Kamala Stinks

— Look, Joe, Kamala is bad, really bad. She’s terrible. Everyone knows it. She’s a disaster.

— She’s a fraud.

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Feeding Gus

Yeaaaaah, son… You will eat good.

I’m making your favorite stew, stop crying. It has mushrooms, and rice, and bones, and rotten eggs, and frogs, and piss, and worms, and rats, and pigs’ feet, and cinnamon.

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Emmett Till’s Father

Yesterday marked 69 years since the brutal lynching of 14-year-old negro Emmett Till, who allegedly flirted with a white girl in a grocery store in Drew, Mississippi.

Such a tragedy.

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The Portal

When the Joe Rogan Experience #2171 featuring Eric Weinstein and Terrence Howard concluded, a portal materialized in my room and I was sucked into the Plane Of Inconsequence, where I was imprisoned for eons, mere seconds on planet Earth.

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Goodbye, Joe

Last night in the presidential debate Joe Biden babbled and mumbled and rambled and stumbled and lied and froze and glitched and trailed off and shat his diaper and gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed also into him and already he can’t remember a thing.

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Lex Fridman Has Gone Missing In the Amazon Jungle

The last broadcast of Lex Fridman.

The popular podcaster has disappeared in the Amazon jungle and is now presumed dead.

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