A Rope Without End
Anonymous
Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.
“Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”
(more…)He Drank Beer
Anonymous
Professor (examining a student): “And how do you protect yourself against impure water?”
(more…)The Jew’s Reasoning
Anonymous
An officer fell from his horse in a public square. A Jew standing near said: “This would never have happened to me!”
(more…)A Joke About Jimmy Kimmel’s Wife
Many-As-One
Jimmy Kimmel’s wife was getting fucked by a bunch of black guys.
(more…)Leaving Out The Joke
Anonymous
Some people are bright enough to enjoy a good joke, but do not have retentive memories, so as to be able to repeat it to others. Failures of this kind are sometimes very ludicrous. We give some good specimens.
(more…)He Lacked Storage Space
Irvin S. Cobb
Congressman John K. Hendrick of Kentucky, now deceased, was notoriously soft hearted.
(more…)Once Every Ten Years
Irvin S. Cobb
Every time the Government takes a census this story is revived, which means it enjoys a rejuvenated popularity at intervals of ten years. When I catch myself laughing at it, I know that another decade has slipped by.
(more…)The Ways Of The Army
Irvin S. Cobb
The officer of the day was inspecting the guard.
“What are your orders?” he inquired of a drafted man.
(more…)The Burden Of Humor
H. L. Mencken
What is the origin of the prejudice against humor? Why is it so dangerous, if you would keep the public confidence, to make the public laugh?
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