They’ve won $1.5 billion in court last year. So far Alex Jones gave them nothing.
Good.
They don’t deserve a dime – not after that ridiculous trial.
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The Supreme Leader of the Magnificent Republic of Türkiye, the Honorable Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, may Allah bless him with good health and a long life, summoned Elon Musk yesterday at the Turkish House, his personal skyscraper in Manhattan, to discuss a collaboration opportunity.
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I think I trust you enough to tell you this secret. To find the Gray Fox go to the garden of Dareloth in the Waterfront District of the Imperial City. Look for a boarded-up cottage on the east side of the garden, near a big oak tree.
(more…)He was very mad that night, and he wanted to kill his wife with a .44 Mangum pistol. He wanted to do it.
But he didn’t do it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are not alone.
Aliens exist.
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It’s official:
The International Tennis Integrity Agency (ITIA) can confirm that an independent tribunal has suspended Romanian tennis player Simona Halep for a period of four years following breaches of the Tennis Anti-Doping Programme (TADP).
The ruling is shady as fuck, but never mind that. I want to point out something else.
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A dopey friend of mine texts me this morning.
— Hey, did you see the new iPhone?
— No.
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The bards will be busy composing songs in your honor for years to come. To think that we have lived through such times. I salute you, Hero of Kvatch. You have saved Cyrodiil.
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When the Europeans came to America they stumbled upon hordes of savages who were nonstop raping and killing each other.
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So you found your way to Gaiar Alata, at last. Gaiar Alata is the Master’s name for this place. At the top of that mountain behind you lies the Terrace Of Dawn, which leads up to Mankar Camoran’s Palace, where the greatest orgies in all of Cyrodiil take place. We call it the Whore Palace.
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I have deciphered the ritual needed to open a portal to Mankar’s Paradise. According to the Mysterium Xarxes, the ritual requires 4 items: salt, nirnroot, the blood of a Daedroth Lord and a toenail from a dead negro.
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Barack Obama visited the awe-inspiring Parthenon in Athens recently, one of the greatest monuments of the ancient world still standing today, and he was awe-inspired all right.
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Anita, baby, stop crying. Please, baby, stop crying. I love you.
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Jamal is standing on the corner, glued to his phone. Deiondre approaches him with a limp.
— Whatchu doin’ nigga?
— Chillin’ nigga. Readin’ this shit about Obama’s chef.
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When the authorities stormed a supposedly empty warehouse in Fresno County, California, they found laboratory equipment and 20 half-naked Chinese nationals listening to Livin’ La Vida Loca on repeat.
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy was getting bored. He snorted a line of coke and sunk deep into his leather chair, massaging his weary face meticulously.
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Bill Clinton met with Pope Francis in Vatican City and confessed all his sins.
The old-timers exchanged gifts and talked joyfully about baseball and whores, but once the cameras stopped rolling, they sullenly retreated underneath the Apostolic Palace to perform the eldritch ritual of the Sanguineous Saints.
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