The Great Wizard Anotem
— Halt! I am the great wizard Anotem. Give me all your money or I will fuck you in the ass.
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Who Will Actually Buy A Ferrari Luce?
Ferrari Luce, the first electric Ferrari.
It looks like something you’d buy on Temu and plow into a wall with after the brakes suddenly stop working. It’s breathtakingly hideous. And, at over $600,000 per unit, it’s also ridiculously expensive, not to mention insulting.
(more…)The Dark Brotherhood
The Dark Brotherhood? They are not who you think they are, stranger. You think they are cunning assassins – nay, they are goat-fuckers!
(more…)Nigga Heil Hitler
I can’t get Heil Hitler out of my head – and I don’t want to. Because Kanye West is a great artist and Heil Hitler is a great song damn it!
There, I said it.
(more…)PSD Is Not A Left-Wing Party
Now that Romania’s government has fallen and Ilie Bolojan can focus on nude modeling, it’s high time to dispel a myth once and for all.
PSD, the Social Democratic Party, you may be shocked to learn, is not a left-wing party. Not really.
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A Neat Way To Overthrow A Regime
How can the current Iranian regime be overthrown?
By doing what they do now: eliminating the leaders.
(more…)Don’t Fuck With The Law
It has been said that whenever a lesbian is shot in the face God chuckles and then blesses mankind, so it’s going to be a good year.
(more…)The Jews Conspire Against The Dragonborn
They have always sought to turn the Dragonborn from the path of wisdom.
Bad News, Mr. President
Bad news, Mr. President. Your daughters left the house with a bunch of black guys about an hour ago. They were very drunk. There was a party. We don’t know where they are now.
Meanwhile In Haiti
The rain had stopped outside. Dawn was forthcoming.
— Haiti?
— Haiti.
(more…)Charlie Was White
After Charlie Kirk’s gruesome assassination, all hell broke loose.
(more…)iPhone 17 Sucks
— Hey, did you see the new iPhone?
— No.
— You’ll definitely like this one, iPhone 17. I got one already, and let me tell you a secret: it’s a real babe magnet.
(more…)Check Out These Tits
Check out these tits, Mr. President. Pretty nice, huh? Have you ever seen such symmetry on a broad?
(more…)Another Communist Shithole Goes Down In Flames
Nepal is the kind of country that should be bombed for no reason. But I’ll give you a reason: Nepal is a communist country. Was a communist country.
(more…)The Far Right Is A Flu; The Far Left Is A Cancer
In the wake of Charlie Kirk’s assassination this quote came to mind, as if from a half-remembered nightmare:
“The far Right is a flu; the far Left is a cancer.”
It seemed oddly familiar.
But who said it?
(more…)Facebook Fact-Checked Greta Thunberg’s Tits
I posted this image of Greta Thunberg on my new Facebook page with the following caption: “I’m not sure I believe in climate change, but I definitely believe in those tits.”
(more…)The Blood Moon
Last night I was awakened by a cacophony of hideous howls that filled my soul with terror.
(more…)Biden’s Hell
Joe Biden once died, went to hell, roamed around, reunited with his son Beau, laughed at the burning Jews, freaked out Satan and his demons by constantly sniffing them, ate a goat, stole a shoe, walked through fire, drooled, mumbled, shat himself, fell into an abyss and came back to life.
(more…)Netanyahu’s Pizza
Hello? This is Benjamin Netanyahu. I would like to order a pizza.
(more…)Arrested For Posting Tweets
Comedy writer and anti-tranny crusader Graham Linehan was arrested yesterday for… posting tweets.
Yeah.
(more…)Greta Thunberg Looks Ridiculous
This is a recent picture of Greta Thunberg.
Ugh.
(more…)Who Was Robin Westman?
Check out this abomination.
His name is Robin Westman, and last week he shot up a Catholic school in Minneapolis, killing 2 kids and injuring many more. Then he killed himself.
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