Palestine And The Jews

One could not read without a thrill the news of the recent advance of the British army in Palestine. The Holy Land thus is gradually passing under the control of the Allies, and its destiny is growing of particular moment to everybody interested in the outcome of the War. To the Jew, however, this becomes a particular occasion for a consideration of the relation of Palestine to the Jews.


The Almighty Empire Of Canaan Will Be Revived

Israel’s Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant, a.k.a. The Desert Wildcat, a.k.a. Top Jew, has ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip:

I have ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip. There will be no electricity, no food, no water, no fuel, everything is closed. We are fighting animals and we are acting accordingly.

Oh shit, it’s happening!


Baby And Jew

When the Penny-farthing Shop began to fill Gregorio disappeared quietly by the back door. He muttered a half-unintelligible answer to the men who were playing cards in the dim parlour through which he had to pass, who called to him to join them.